"I Love The 1650"

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Shit I think about during practice

  • Me: Well shit here we go again
  • Me: Holy hell did this water met from an iceberg or something
  • Me: BITCH IF YOU JUMP ON ME I WILL KILL YOU
  • Me: Oh no bitch, you’re not going first if you skipped warm ups.
  • Me: 400 IM? Take me now
  • Me: LIGHTNING GODS I COMMAND THEE TO SHOW YOURSELF
  • Me: SPEED THE FUCK UP
  • Me: SLOW THE FUCK DOWN
  • Me: Butterfly? BEEP BEEP MOTHER FUCKER, SWIM ON THE CORRECT SIDE OF THE LANE OR I’M GOING TO GIVE YOU A CONCUSSION
  • Me: I could go for an XXL Pizza right now
  • Me: Mmmm that lifeguard is hot
  • Me: Is that a boner?
  • Me: I need to shave.
  • Me: I feel like a whale
  • Me: Did you just piss in the pool?
  • Me: *Jamming out to my favorite song*
  • Me: Is it over yet omfg.
  • Me: *WHEEZES FOR AIR*
  • Me: Was distance created as a torture device?
  • Me: Awh hell no you did not just touch my feet.
  • Me: Im going to be bald when I take this cap off
  • Me: Hey guys lets talk about team phelps and team lochte
  • Me: SWIM ON SOMEONE ELSE BITCH
  • Me: Omfg what am I doing with my life
  • Me: WHY DID CALL ME MABEY GET STUCK IN MY HEAD WHY
  • Me: Is my coach high or something
  • Me: THOU SHALL NOT PASS
  • Me: Cramp cramp crAMP CRAMP CRAMP RAMP
  • Me: Oh distance again? I’ll just chill on the bottom of the pool
  • Me: *Dying whale noises*
  • Me: Backstroke? Fuq tha police, I’m pulling on the laneline
  • Me: IF YOUR STAYING ON THAT WALL YOU BETTER FUCKING MOVE OR I’M FLIP TURNING OFF YOUR BOOBS AND IT’S NOT GONNA FEEL FUN.
  • Me: Hoe did you just call this 50 hard?
  • Me: Starts? PRAISE THE LORD THERE IS HOPE
  • Me: MOVE
  • Me: Warmdown? YES YES YES YES YES YES
  • Me: I HAVE MADE IT I AM ALIVE I CAN DO ANYTHING I CAN CLIMB THE HIMALAYS BRING WORLD PEACE CURE CANCER INVENT TIMETRAVEL *Flops out of the pool*
  • Me: Now where the fuck is my food
  • Me: …I’m doing this again tomorrow. FML.
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